All I Want for Christmas....

...is the best guy friend in the world. Witty, quirky, decent-looking, sexy (in his own hot or dorky way or something).

• Someone who would cheer me up.
  
• Someone who would hold me.
  
• Someone who would hug me.
  
• Someone who I would never develop feelings for and would never develop feelings towards me.
  
• Someone who would give me advice on guys.
  
• Someone who would help me pull through university.
  
• Someone who would cook for me.
  
• Someone who would laugh at me.
  
• Someone who would pig out with me.
  
• Someone who would let me ruin his favourite shirt when I had a breakdown because he loves me that much.
• Someone who would support me if he knew I was doing the right thing even when the rest of the world didn't think so
• Someone who would stop me if he knew I was doing the wr ong thing even when the rest of the world thinks I'm right
• Someone to be there for me.
  

It's a lot. I realize. And it won't ever happen. I know. A girl can dream